A satire tool for founders
给创始人的讽刺工具
Is your startup idea half-baked?
你的创业想法 熟了吗？
Paste your pitch. Get a brutally honest baked-ness score. No AI — just patterns we've seen a thousand times.
粘贴你的创业路演。看看它几成熟。不用 AI——只是我们见过一千遍的套路。
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Baked-ness Score
成熟度评分
—%
Raw dough
生面团
Fully baked
全熟
Red Flags Found
发现的危险信号
The Oven Says
烤箱说
Full Bakery Inspection — $1
全面烘焙检查 — $1
Get a detailed breakdown of every red flag, a recipe for improvement, and a high-res PNG of your baking report card.
获取每个危险信号的详细分析、改进配方、以及高清烘焙报告卡图片。
1.00 USDC
Base Network
0xc87de95e679b8cf39febf502c8b8cf90f702fb4b
Send 1 USDC to the address above on Base. This is a trust-based system — no paywall. If you paid, email your tx hash to get your full report.
向以上地址在 Base 网络发送 1 USDC。这是信任制——没有强制付费墙。付款后附上交易哈希发邮件即可获取完整报告。